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Well damn I think they got us (thelemmy.club)

submitted 2 weeks ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Anything touching the amulet becomes indestructible. If the amulet laid on the ground, mining operations around the world would be suddenly halted as their drills and picks and shovels and explosives no longer could damage the earth.

[-] mech@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

Also, all plants would die.

[-] Soggy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

"The ground" is not a single solid object. Most likely you'd have a thin layer of invincible dirt, best case scenario one really big rock.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

If the same was applied to a person, would the amulet make them invulnerable or just the cells the amulet rests upon? 🤔

[-] Soggy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Biology is messy but cells are interconnected and if we're accepting the initial bulletproof baby then we know that part works.

[-] Objection@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

What about stuff like hair or dead skin cells? If I wear a crucifix, can I use a shotgun to shave and exfoliate my legs at the same time? Because holy moly, they shoulda led with that

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