I remember when we collectively lost our minds because the president got a blowjob…

The extra funny thing about the Clinton Impeachment was that both Newt Gingrich (House Speaker) and Henry Hyde (lead the impeachment hearings) were having extramarital affairs during the impeachment hearings.

They would literally bang the gavel to end a session on impeachment, walk out the front of the capital, get in a taxi, ride to their mistresses' house, get a blowjob, sleep it off, get up the next morning, hail a taxi to the Capital, and begin the next day of Blowjob Impeachment.