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Anon watches Gordon Ramsay (thelemmy.club)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 61 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Fake: man, how do you even eat a pumpkin?

Gay: me, and also I’m a lesbian that can’t cook so I don’t fucking know

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[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 40 points 5 months ago

I'm a chef so I have professional knowledge on this subject. Gordon is powerful enough to convert any red blooded lesbian into a pumpkin eater.

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[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

Fake and gay: pumpkin

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[–] M137@lemmy.today 3 points 5 months ago

The only pumpkin eating I know about is from the US and a lot of the stuff they eat should be illegal to consume.

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