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Justice Department issues arrest warrant for former FBI chief James Comey charging ‘threat’ against Trump using seashells (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 4 months ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

So how did society evolve to replace toilet paper with three seashells - and they skip right over the bidet?

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 4 months ago* (1 child)

i posit the shells are the bidet controls. low pressure, high pressure, blow dry.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

That actually makes sense.

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