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Give me toxic womanizing female Bond (thelemmy.club)

submitted 3 months ago* by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

Flotation tampon? You're thinking too small. Explosive. Maybe shooty. Definitely some kind of bang. Tampon could be a mini bazooka with all the latest tech in a mini-missile.

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[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

It is essential that these be kept separate from regular tampons.

With that said, grappling hook?

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

It is essential that these be kept separate from regular tampons.

Haha. Nice comment to start my morning with, thanks. :D

Not essential for Bond though.

They have to be able to fool the henchwomen of their enemies, so like the cigarette-gun, it needs to be in a box with regulars so it doesn't get taken away from Bond by the Villain and they can then use it for something cool, after which they make a bad pun.

James Bond - 1967 You Only Live Twice Cigarette Gun

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[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

“Guess it was your time of the month”

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago

Bond, shooting a mini rpg into a wall that cracks open with water on the other side, causing a flood and washing all the henchwomen and villains away:

"Guess you had a... heavy flow."

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