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[–] [S] 9 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

The only Steven Seagal movie I would watch is Steven Seagal being forced to load a Bohdana Howitzer shell after shell after shell while he complains.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Now there's a good movie.

    I'd also watch one where he gets punched in the face every time he tries to open his mouth.

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 5 months ago

    That would be sick if like every scene started as a big long parkour routine that is kind of also a chase scene, at the end of this whole crazy acrobatic movement through a dense city the parkour acrobat dives through the open window of a coffee shop, does a perfect tight roll, and punches Seagal in the face just before he can say something to a random woman minding her business who doesn't want to talk to him.

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