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[-] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 month ago

School kids don’t have a 2.8 billion dollar personal protection program.

Which I think makes it even more poignant that people have gotten as close as they have.

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Clearly we need to spend a lot more on his personal protection program! 🫠

[-] chaogomu@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

It's easy to get close when security lets you.

This latest is what I like to call a selected shooter. Someone who is deliberately given a chance to get close to the president so that said president can use the failed attempt for political purposes.

The selected shooter is carefully chosen from a list of people who are more angry than competent. Then a hole in security is opened in an obvious way so that the selected shooter can walk right into a trap.

The problem is, the selected shooter can go off script and post a manifesto calling Trump a pedo moments before his attempt.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Also there's lots of them. You just gotta fire wildly into a school (our national pastime) and you might hit some kids. The president is a specific guy

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