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[–] 53 points 4 months ago (16 children)

Not that we didn't know he was nasty, but can you imagine letting that plastic space alien face anywhere near your genitals? Holy shit.

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  • [–] 66 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I gotta think she’s getting the worse end of the deal here. I can’t imagine the dude who regularly shits himself has a great deal of personal hygiene.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    I would wonder... I know plenty of very nasty individuals who were, by all guesstimates, still engaging in sexual activities. There is an incredible ability of humans to do nasty things for later reward.

    Either she made 'cleaning' part of the pre-warm up phase, or the whole 'disgust sense is lowered when sexually aroused' thing kicked in AND she was just imagining the dollar signs to get her over the hump. Perhaps both. Add in some drugs and I'm sure she could get herself to a place where it was possible.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Yeah this just feels like a really apt metaphor for hell. For both of them. The constant pursuit of power and wealth and what do you get to show for it? A woman who looks way worse and no happier after lots of plastic surgery going down on a man whose mind has been consumed by anger and can't control his bowels.

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  • [–] 37 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    She actually looked like a normal, good looking human before the mar-a-lago plastic treatment she got. He likes the alien look, it reflects how inhuman he himself is.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    For me, it's the opposite that's horrific.

    The thought of anyone having their face that close to Donald's naked 80 year-old body. Barf.

    But he's a dog and we know he isn't fucking Melania, so it only makes sense. It's not like she brings anything else to the Administration other than being a concubine.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    On second thought, she probably has to dig for his peepee. Dude is seriously corpulent.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    He's an awful person and not particularly handsome, but (other than the makeup) he's not notably less attractive than other 80 year old men. I feel bad when I see people being grossed out by old folks. That'll be you someday, too!

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