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[–] 24 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Though I would like an explanation on why they keep failing spectacularly when a random kid took out Charlie Kirk with one shot.

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago* (5 children)

    The Secret Service actually provides decent security.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago

    They did shit at Trumps assassination attempt in 2024. I mean covering all rooftops is like the very first thing you gonna do. Unless the SS didn't cover that rooftop on purpose, cos the whole attempt was faked.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Except this time? They were defeated by the Naruto run.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago* (2 children)

    Were they? President Dipshit is still alive and uninjured, isn't he?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

    They don’t really know who he was after but he got through the security checkpoint by running past it…hardly seems like highly trained bodyguards if merely running can get you past them.

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