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[–] 64 points 4 months ago (12 children)

A friend told me that as part of a “team bonding exercise” they were asked to sing one of their favorite songs with the lyrics re-worded about their job or company and I am so thankful that this bullshit hasn’t spread to my country yet.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    🎵 I know a task that gets on everybody's nerves...🎵

    🎵Why does this meeting never end🎵

    🎵it just goes on and on my friend🎵

    🎵Some C-suite level jokers heard that number must go up🎵

    🎵This could have been an email but we'll forever ever wonder...🎵

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    🎵I suffer, but why?🎵 - Napalm Death

    • changed lyric to meet the assignment
    • reflects feelings about the task
    • ends your turn as soon as possible so that the next poor soul gets to participate in this corporate hazing ritual
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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    There are so many songs from the labor movement that can easily be modified for the modern office environment, I'm sure your boss will love it.

    🎵 You write 16 reports and what do you get
    🎵 Another day older and deeper in debt

    or

    🎵 My dad was an accountant and I'm an accountants son
    🎵 And I'll stick with the union till every battle 's won

    or

    🎵I stood nee deep in politics, got sick with a churning gut
    🎵 I shoveled out the bullshit and it neigh on makes you chokes.

    ...

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    If they try to take away working from home, I will become a bin man

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