▲ 228 ▼ Cunk on Command (thelemmy.club) submitted 4 months ago by MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net to c/tenforward@piefed.world 26 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 point 4 months ago (1 child) I always assumed they were just a Transporter but you don't really go anywhere. Cleans you too. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 4 months ago (1 child) Starfleet will surely accommodate the time-honoured ritual of taking 15 minutes to crap to get away from your superior. I refuse to believe they'd disrespect people's mental health like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Now I am imagining someone just "transporting" for 15 mimutes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 9 points 4 months ago (3 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] sleepdrifter@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago That explains the 1000 yard stare on the chief. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child) Of all the random-ass templates I've put out there, this one brings me the most joy. (Not this but you know what I mean) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Much obliged. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 point 4 months ago Because of the way Jerboa handles opening and reading comments I can't figure out how to make this one go unread and go away and I am ok with that. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 4 months ago (1 child) Starfleet will surely accommodate the time-honoured ritual of taking 15 minutes to crap to get away from your superior. I refuse to believe they'd disrespect people's mental health like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Now I am imagining someone just "transporting" for 15 mimutes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 9 points 4 months ago (3 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] sleepdrifter@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago That explains the 1000 yard stare on the chief. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child) Of all the random-ass templates I've put out there, this one brings me the most joy. (Not this but you know what I mean) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Much obliged. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 point 4 months ago Because of the way Jerboa handles opening and reading comments I can't figure out how to make this one go unread and go away and I am ok with that. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Now I am imagining someone just "transporting" for 15 mimutes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 9 points 4 months ago (3 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] sleepdrifter@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago That explains the 1000 yard stare on the chief. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child) Of all the random-ass templates I've put out there, this one brings me the most joy. (Not this but you know what I mean) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Much obliged. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 point 4 months ago Because of the way Jerboa handles opening and reading comments I can't figure out how to make this one go unread and go away and I am ok with that. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 9 points 4 months ago (3 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] sleepdrifter@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago That explains the 1000 yard stare on the chief. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child) Of all the random-ass templates I've put out there, this one brings me the most joy. (Not this but you know what I mean) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Much obliged. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 point 4 months ago Because of the way Jerboa handles opening and reading comments I can't figure out how to make this one go unread and go away and I am ok with that. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sleepdrifter@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago That explains the 1000 yard stare on the chief. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child) Of all the random-ass templates I've put out there, this one brings me the most joy. (Not this but you know what I mean) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Much obliged. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Much obliged. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 point 4 months ago Because of the way Jerboa handles opening and reading comments I can't figure out how to make this one go unread and go away and I am ok with that. permalink fedilink source parent