▲ 228 ▼ Cunk on Command (thelemmy.club) submitted 4 months ago by MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net to c/tenforward@piefed.world 26 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 11 points 4 months ago (2 children) They obviously have bathrooms separated not by gender but by anatomical needs. Usage depends on what kind of organ(s) your species defecates from. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 point 4 months ago (1 child) I always assumed they were just a Transporter but you don't really go anywhere. Cleans you too. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 4 months ago (1 child) Starfleet will surely accommodate the time-honoured ritual of taking 15 minutes to crap to get away from your superior. I refuse to believe they'd disrespect people's mental health like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Now I am imagining someone just "transporting" for 15 mimutes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 9 points 4 months ago (3 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] sleepdrifter@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago That explains the 1000 yard stare on the chief. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child) Of all the random-ass templates I've put out there, this one brings me the most joy. (Not this but you know what I mean) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Much obliged. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 point 4 months ago Because of the way Jerboa handles opening and reading comments I can't figure out how to make this one go unread and go away and I am ok with that. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 point 4 months ago (1 child) I always assumed they were just a Transporter but you don't really go anywhere. Cleans you too. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 4 months ago (1 child) Starfleet will surely accommodate the time-honoured ritual of taking 15 minutes to crap to get away from your superior. I refuse to believe they'd disrespect people's mental health like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Now I am imagining someone just "transporting" for 15 mimutes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 9 points 4 months ago (3 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] sleepdrifter@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago That explains the 1000 yard stare on the chief. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child) Of all the random-ass templates I've put out there, this one brings me the most joy. (Not this but you know what I mean) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Much obliged. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 point 4 months ago Because of the way Jerboa handles opening and reading comments I can't figure out how to make this one go unread and go away and I am ok with that. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 6 points 4 months ago (1 child) Starfleet will surely accommodate the time-honoured ritual of taking 15 minutes to crap to get away from your superior. I refuse to believe they'd disrespect people's mental health like that. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Now I am imagining someone just "transporting" for 15 mimutes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 9 points 4 months ago (3 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] sleepdrifter@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago That explains the 1000 yard stare on the chief. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child) Of all the random-ass templates I've put out there, this one brings me the most joy. (Not this but you know what I mean) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Much obliged. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 point 4 months ago Because of the way Jerboa handles opening and reading comments I can't figure out how to make this one go unread and go away and I am ok with that. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Now I am imagining someone just "transporting" for 15 mimutes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 9 points 4 months ago (3 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] sleepdrifter@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago That explains the 1000 yard stare on the chief. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child) Of all the random-ass templates I've put out there, this one brings me the most joy. (Not this but you know what I mean) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Much obliged. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 point 4 months ago Because of the way Jerboa handles opening and reading comments I can't figure out how to make this one go unread and go away and I am ok with that. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 9 points 4 months ago (3 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] sleepdrifter@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago That explains the 1000 yard stare on the chief. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child) Of all the random-ass templates I've put out there, this one brings me the most joy. (Not this but you know what I mean) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Much obliged. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago permalink fedilink source parent [–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 point 4 months ago Because of the way Jerboa handles opening and reading comments I can't figure out how to make this one go unread and go away and I am ok with that. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] sleepdrifter@startrek.website 5 points 4 months ago That explains the 1000 yard stare on the chief. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (1 child) Of all the random-ass templates I've put out there, this one brings me the most joy. (Not this but you know what I mean) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Much obliged. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net [S] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child) Much obliged. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 point 4 months ago Because of the way Jerboa handles opening and reading comments I can't figure out how to make this one go unread and go away and I am ok with that. permalink fedilink source parent
