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Also only walked the dog once
I was gonna say, that poor, poor dog.
22:00 - 22:30 Walked Dog
22:30 - 00:00 Cleaned up piss
00:00 - 2:00 Cleaned up piss
2:00 - 2:30 Cried
2:30 - 3:45 Cleaned up more piss
My dog fortunately a) really likes his sleep time, and b) has a bladder the size of a tanker truck. If I take him out at 10pm, he'll go straight to bed and sleep until at least 9am if he's not woken up by us before that.
Maybe his son has a mother
Absolutely, and hopefully living in her own place. This guy works the whole day. He only has half an hour to get rid of his kid and half an hour for his dog's needs.
We don’t know when he woke up