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I finally figured out how to track window velocity, so I used user32.dll to forcefully unclick my mouse and shatter the UI as a "punishment". (thelemmy.club)
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[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 52 points 2 weeks ago

How To Convince Your Boss To Ditch Windows

[-] FunnyCoder@programming.dev 37 points 2 weeks ago

Just tell your boss it’s a mandatory Windows 11 'Surface Tension' update. If the windows didn't break, how would you know they're made of glass? OwO

[-] ludrol@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

Liquid glass doesn't break because it isn't mounted ina windows or is it because it's liquid?

[-] FunnyCoder@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's because liquid glass has zero surface tension until it hits the user32.dll barrier. I haven't implemented 'viscosity' in the physics engine yet, so for now, the UI remains in a solid, shatter-prone state. Windows 11: The Glass Update.

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