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“Congrats guys, you’re level 17!”
Narrator: But Moradin was not happy about the hammer theft, and in fact is certain that Cyric has been corrupting the visions of Tymora to start a war between the gods.”
I'm hoping we get to go kill Maglubiyet. Who knows though.
Killing him altogether seems pretty epic level, like level 25+, given that he's a deity. (But your DM could be ballsier than me, lol. Killing an aspect of him to weaken him for a bit seems more my speed.)
Alternatively you could try shifting goblin worship in localized communities to another deity. Maybe someone like Kikanuti (since I imagine getting them to worship someone like Tymora immediately might be too much of a jump?) or some other goblin. (Were Konsi to be more arrogant, I'd suggest her. =P) Kill him slowly, death by 1000 cuts of lost faith style.
Well, we've been stealing his worshippers for a while already :)
We do also have an ancient magic knife that severs the bond of worship between a priest and their god, not sure what happens if you stab a god with it, but it'll be fun to find out.
Ah, see, I was preaching to the choir. You're on top of it already. =P
That sounds insanely dangerous for like a bunch of reasons. Like "that's a Planescape campaign by itself" dangerous. So, yeah, let us know what happens when you get there. Sounds like fun. =P