I'm not lazy, I just have advanced critical evaluation abilities coupled with a natural drive for efficiency resulting in a very high threshold for determining what is worth the effort of my considerable skills.
In the immortal words of Spud from Trainspotting:
I'm a bit of a perfectionist, actually. Yes, I am. It's got to be the best, or its nothing at all. Like, if things get a bit dodgy I just cannot be bothered.