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the missing piece ($25 FIRM!)
(thelemmy.club)
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this piece is quite firm, i could possibly chew it for you first though that may run afoul of rule 2
i could soak it for you to soften it up, that will cost extra, however... no free lunch
Ok so my girlfriend said she would chew it for me but she is not so sure about the price. Are you flexible?
ok, that works, unfortunately i'm not very flexible these day, rather stiff
Getting older, amIright? Happens to the best of us.