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"Chickens figure out enshittification" (thelemmy.club)
submitted 6 months ago by [M] to c/funny@lemmy.world
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/44261915

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[–] 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (11 children)

- NFTs of specific eggs
- egg crypto currency
- mandatory AI driven (needs an account) app to use the egg
- lower the production to control the price
- lobby the gov to mandate that everyone needs to consume an egg a day & be able to prove it (or jail time)
- use personal data to determine the optimal price per eg for each customer
- egg loot boxes

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (10 children)

    Egg lootboxes already exist, they're called kinder surprise

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago* (9 children)

    Poor old USA never got Kinder surprise, the FDA stopped them from ever being sold there since a plastic shell in chocolate are "non-nutritive items implanted in food" that makes them "not suitable for sale"

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    I wonder why they don't ban the king cakes in Louisiana. They all have a plastic baby in them and those things really can fuck up your teeth. They are also horrible but that's a side issue.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (2 children)

    Oh wow I just looked those up. Other than the plastic baby that looks tasty, although I may be biased since I may love baked goods too much

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    King cake is legitimately the worst cake I've ever eaten. They're dry and flavorless and covered with multicolored sugar that always has an odd taste to it. Maybe a fresh one is OK but generally they're made in the months leading up to Mardi Gras and they always sit around for a while. And then you lose a fucking tooth -- and for bonus points, if you get the baby you have to buy the fucking cake next year.

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