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[–] 154 points 7 months ago (28 children)

You can fucking have him... If he's got any blood left in him and it's not all just McDonald's brand cholesterol™, you're welcome to it.

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  • [–] 74 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Unfortunately, they will absolutely take the blood of kids from low income families who got duped by sociopathic high school recruiters in his stead.

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  • [–] 33 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Sadly, I had quite a few friends fall for it when Dubya did this. Surely we'll take care of them when they come back this time...

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (14 children)

    Just sayin, were already gonna have to rebuild part of the White House...

    I wouldn't see any need to rebuild mar lago tho

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (13 children)

    what if we rebuilt maralago as a skate park and public restroom. so people could ollie and shit on his grave

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child)

    Transitional housing for abused women and children would be the ultimate slap in the face.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    Transitional housing for abused women and children

    i'd agree with you, but a very important feature of those is that we don't tell anyone but the people who need its services where it is. like, i was ran some homeless shelters. two of them were for abused women and children. I still haven't got a clue where they are. only people in the organization who knew were people who needed to know and i was not one of them.

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    They're going to have to put up fencing around his eventual grave to stop the long line of people who have been waiting to do exactly that.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (2 children)

    If i have learned nothing else from the escapades at the southern border and I haven't it's that no fence is impregnable

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    They can take the cholesterol too. And also the shitty orange dollar store packaging around it.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    no we want to keep the cholesterol. biodiesel is valuable.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    How many Teslas can you power from the contents of one of trumps arteries ?

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