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[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 153 points 4 days ago

You can fucking have him... If he's got any blood left in him and it's not all just McDonald's brand cholesterol™, you're welcome to it.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 74 points 4 days ago

Unfortunately, they will absolutely take the blood of kids from low income families who got duped by sociopathic high school recruiters in his stead.

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago

Sadly, I had quite a few friends fall for it when Dubya did this. Surely we'll take care of them when they come back this time...

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago

Narrator: We will not take care of them when they come back this time.

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 days ago

Oh no, trump will "take care" of them for sure.

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

Just sayin, were already gonna have to rebuild part of the White House...

I wouldn't see any need to rebuild mar lago tho

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

what if we rebuilt maralago as a skate park and public restroom. so people could ollie and shit on his grave

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago
[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

That depends on the molecular composition of the sand at Mar-a-lago

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

ahhh, now i understand.

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 days ago

They're going to have to put up fencing around his eventual grave to stop the long line of people who have been waiting to do exactly that.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

If i have learned nothing else from the escapades at the southern border and I haven't it's that no fence is impregnable

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

I learned that the US has anti-drone lasers but instead of sending them where they're needed like Ukraine and Kuwait, they send them to... Arizona... to hunt birthday balloons...

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

gotta protect that dipshit gozar from aliens and parties he wasnt invited to

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Transitional housing for abused women and children would be the ultimate slap in the face.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Transitional housing for abused women and children

i'd agree with you, but a very important feature of those is that we don't tell anyone but the people who need its services where it is. like, i was ran some homeless shelters. two of them were for abused women and children. I still haven't got a clue where they are. only people in the organization who knew were people who needed to know and i was not one of them.

[-] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 5 points 4 days ago

That would be pretty sicknasty, I'd learn to skateboard so I could go there

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

skate parks are pretty welcoming. you could learn there!

[-] partofthevoice@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago

They can take the cholesterol too. And also the shitty orange dollar store packaging around it.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

no we want to keep the cholesterol. biodiesel is valuable.

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 days ago

How many Teslas can you power from the contents of one of trumps arteries ?

At this point they can destroy all of western culture it's all the same evil bullshit owned by psychopaths.

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