Think Ah just broke ma wee toe, aach. Hit it oan a marble corner by the baths, heard a crack. Still did 60 lengths, buy ooft that front crawl wis painfu like

Oot fer pints wi a pal next tae swatch e Embra v Scarlets game. Come oan Edinbra!

Then its kids the morn, nae idea fit tae dae as nae idea fit this toe'll be like! Prolly films an computer games, an mibbe sum baking. Better get some pain killers in now.

Then blissfu Sunday oh peace an quiet. Mibbe social chess in the evening, see how this toe is!