It's me again. My Kubernetes devolver has reached the astral plane. (dekube.io)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by pokexpert30@jlai.lu to c/selfhosted@lemmy.world

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Hey there, it's me again with my cursed project. Last time is said "i basically reinvented Kubernetes". But the voices won and I legit did.

Last time it was a cursed novelty. A random script made by some autistic dude with too much time on its hand.

Now it's become its own project, with ecosystem and overpriced .io domain. For no reason other than : It's cursed, but it works beautifully.

Every Kind is handled by its distinct code. Everything is pluggable, nothing is hardcoded. The next layer of hell is for someone else to write Docker Swarm extensions. Won't be me.

I am, again, very sorry. Sorry for releasing this thing into the world as a complete, working, product.

And sorry for keeping spamming it. I will stop, i promises (the voices will never)

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[-] pokexpert30@jlai.lu 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I mean, it's yaml manipulation. It was either python or perl, but i wasn't fucking with perl, i'm insane not mad (or the other way around)

[-] redsand@infosec.pub 7 points 5 months ago

Perl is perfect for curses you have no intention of maintaining. You can pack more dark magic per line.

[-] pokexpert30@jlai.lu 7 points 5 months ago

Why do you think I won't maintain this?

[-] redsand@infosec.pub 12 points 5 months ago

People rarely maintain open source curses. Manjaro withstanding.

[-] pokexpert30@jlai.lu 6 points 5 months ago

Bahahaha

[-] androidul@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Perl is way crazier than Python that’s for sure. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a nice project, Python gets you there really fast because the la gauge is loosely coupled, just that when it’s failing it’s blowing up on all ends & it’s not so deterministic, meaning what you run on machine-a will be exactly the same on machine-b.

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