▲ 600 ▼ TIL You can leagally drop your baby off at the fire station in all 50 states (en.wikipedia.org) submitted 6 months ago by so_pitted_wabam@lemmy.zip to c/til@lemmy.world 209 comments fedilink hide all child comments Pretty wild! All states give you at least 30 days to dump your baby, no strings attached. Some states give you 60 days! I feel like more people should know about this! It seems like a highly under utilized ability.
[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 45 points 6 months ago (4 children) What about a 956 month old toddler? permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] so_pitted_wabam@lemmy.zip [S] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children) Couldn’t hurt to try… sounds very old tho TBH. Have you tried a retirement home? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 months ago That’s functionally what the US congress is … so yes? permalink fedilink source parent [–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 months ago We keep hoping, but he keeps throwing press conferences. permalink fedilink source parent [–] wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago I'm sure as soon as that toddler goes into a fire, the orange will just disappear into the orange, and that will be that. At least, one can hope. permalink fedilink source parent [–] axexrx@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) They probably wont fit through the slot. I think at that age, you just send them through the front door and call them a volunteer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago I’d be completely comfortable with doing whatever is necessary to make him fit through the slot, except for augmenting the slot in any way. permalink fedilink source parent [–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 point 6 months ago C'mon! I'll be good now! I promise! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] so_pitted_wabam@lemmy.zip [S] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children) Couldn’t hurt to try… sounds very old tho TBH. Have you tried a retirement home? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 months ago That’s functionally what the US congress is … so yes? permalink fedilink source parent [–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 months ago We keep hoping, but he keeps throwing press conferences. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 months ago That’s functionally what the US congress is … so yes? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 months ago We keep hoping, but he keeps throwing press conferences. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago I'm sure as soon as that toddler goes into a fire, the orange will just disappear into the orange, and that will be that. At least, one can hope. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 child) They probably wont fit through the slot. I think at that age, you just send them through the front door and call them a volunteer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago I’d be completely comfortable with doing whatever is necessary to make him fit through the slot, except for augmenting the slot in any way. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago I’d be completely comfortable with doing whatever is necessary to make him fit through the slot, except for augmenting the slot in any way. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 point 6 months ago C'mon! I'll be good now! I promise! permalink fedilink source parent