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[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 days ago

Also Satan has canonically only killed Job's children when God gave him express permission to, God has canonically killed thousands of people

[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Directly. Let's not forget how many he's killed through mismanagement.

And just like any other bad manager, it's always "Look, don't criticize me. I'm in charge, and you don't know all the details."

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Better yet, his followers literally blame everything wrong on the enforcer of his will

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

God has canonically killed thousands of people

It's over 2 million even going just by numbers listed in the bible, with estimates around 24 million total.

Satan killed 10.

[-] lividweasel@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

BoTh SiDeS!!1!

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

God is also guilty of torturing and murdering literally every animal but two of each species.

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

And commanding genocide and rape of young girls re Midyan. Yeah, he's definitely evil

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