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[-] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago

Waiter! My steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery!

[-] harmbugler@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

My wallet’s too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight!

this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2026
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