Funny you say that, I just got this horrible GI stomach bug with a fever, but that was the first time I've been sick since 2019 excepting getting covid once in 2021. Nary a cold, a sniffle, or an upset stomach.
I hardly ever get sick otherwise. But got sick as a dog just a week back, 2 days without eating, raging fever, lots of ass falling as you so poetically coined it.