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[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago

The Vaush Particles have reached such a critical mass that everything is exploding and I'm being teleported around the universe like the beginning of Half Life.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

Hearing the words "V*ush Particles" makes me want to wear a hazmat suit and install a decontamination shower

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

My brain saw 'decolonization shower'

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

this is why v**sh avoids showering

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

I can smell them

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

We need a Half-Life mod where Freeman and his crowbar are replaced by a clown with a funny hammer. funny-clown-hammer

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Finally my modding skills come in handy (started with the original quake for fps and stopped with half life) again!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I remember when Team Fortress was just an ambitious Quake 1 mod. meemaw

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

That was the best TF experience honestly. People weren't too skilled in it and you had that joy of stuff that wasn't done before. It basically was Overwatch or how those things are called with players having avatars which got different skills.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Smug internet people will call it nostalgia, but fuck that, it was a good time and I call a good time a good time. sicko-wistful

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

funny-clown-hammer BONK you have been hit with le funny clown hammer.
funny-clown-hammer BONK we do not mention funny-clown-hammer

I can't remember how the pasta goes sadly

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

"Haha Tacoma is weepin-"

BONK funny-clown-hammer

You have been bopped with a big funny clown hammer. You are going to the posting gulag for your crimes.

"Lol he said the n-word in a stream and-"

BONK funny-clown-hammer

You have been bopped with a big funny clown hammer. You are going to the posting gulag for your crimes.

"lmao remember when he defended pedophilia by saying it wasn't any more exploitative than making laptops-"

BONK funny-clown-hammer

You have been bopped with a big funny clown hammer. You are going to the posting gulag for your crimes.

Making a post demanding others stop Vaushposting, and then realizing that you yourself have now Vaushposted

BONK funny-clown-hammer

You have been bopped with a big funny clown hammer. You are going to the posting gulag for your crimes.

this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2023
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