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It's the dunk tank.
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The Vaush Particles have reached such a critical mass that everything is exploding and I'm being teleported around the universe like the beginning of Half Life.
Hearing the words "V*ush Particles" makes me want to wear a hazmat suit and install a decontamination shower
My brain saw 'decolonization shower'
this is why v**sh avoids showering
I can smell them
We need a Half-Life mod where Freeman and his crowbar are replaced by a clown with a funny hammer.
Finally my modding skills come in handy (started with the original quake for fps and stopped with half life) again!
I remember when Team Fortress was just an ambitious Quake 1 mod.
That was the best TF experience honestly. People weren't too skilled in it and you had that joy of stuff that wasn't done before. It basically was Overwatch or how those things are called with players having avatars which got different skills.
Smug internet people will call it nostalgia, but fuck that, it was a good time and I call a good time a good time.
I can't remember how the pasta goes sadly
"Haha Tacoma is weepin-"
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You have been bopped with a big funny clown hammer. You are going to the posting gulag for your crimes.
"Lol he said the n-word in a stream and-"
BONK
You have been bopped with a big funny clown hammer. You are going to the posting gulag for your crimes.
"lmao remember when he defended pedophilia by saying it wasn't any more exploitative than making laptops-"
BONK
You have been bopped with a big funny clown hammer. You are going to the posting gulag for your crimes.
Making a post demanding others stop Vaushposting, and then realizing that you yourself have now Vaushposted
BONK
You have been bopped with a big funny clown hammer. You are going to the posting gulag for your crimes.