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Everything's fine. Nothing to see here. (thelemmy.club)
submitted 6 months ago* by to c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world
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[–] 24 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Haha, "chat, how do I stop the patients nose from bleeding"

"Cut his leg off."

"Well, you're the medicAI. Nurse, fetch the bonesaw"

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    "Drain all their blood" would technically stop their nose bleed.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago* (1 child)

    Yeah and from the AI's point of view you've made a profit of one leg without spending any resources

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    "Hello doctor."

    "Hello doctor."

    "Hello doctor."

    "I don't believe his head is medically necessary."

    "We should remove his head."

    "I concur."

    "I concur."

    "We should then use his head as a soccer ball."

    "Yes."

    "For medical reasons, of course."

    "That sounds fun."

    "Off with his head."

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