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They're still up there. If they somehow survived re-entry, they could hit you. You could be innocently looking up and all of a sudden - copper needle from space, right in the eye.
! My one weakness.
I was two days away from retirement!
Better than a toilet seat.
I don’t know if they could descend from MEO into the atmosphere and not eventually vaporize from heat ablation before slowing enough to re-enter. Copper ain’t gonna withstand those temps.
Even if they did, the chance of one of them landing on someone's eye is so astronomically low as to be functionally 0% - but that's not the point! The point is to jokingly play into someone's unreasonable fear of orbital copper needles! Work with me here.