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You can do everything right, and still not win.
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Take a picture. How much do you weigh?
I took a picture but it doesn't tell me my weight.
I've got to reiterate that I'm not American
And? Dodging that comment like a pro politician BTW 👍
I've got my answer.
Well you bring very negative energy, so I'd rather not engage you and sour the air in here any further.
You can picture me anyway you want because I absolutely don't care about you. No actually, I care enough to tell you that if you feel the need to childishly call others fat over a comment on ketchup, maybe you need to figure out what makes you so angry.
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That'll stop me 🤣
I call out a shitty comment and you want a ban.
You can be skinny and still not want added suger. The only shitty comments were your own.
The same as before the picture, I suppose.
21 grams lighter actually since being photographed sucks up your soul
Or 21 g more since I'm apparently the one taking the picture...
Who knew photography was so complicated?