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[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 64 points 2 months ago

oop just feeding myself a little reward as a treat, don't mind me, just gotta waste some electricity on this

[-] Ohmmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 2 months ago

Honestly, it's fucking relatable. A place I worked used to round the time clock to the nearest quarter hour so I would dick around a minute or two so it rolled up instead of down.

[-] comfy@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 months ago

A friend of mine has their large corporate company telling everyone they have to show up to one of their offices on at least two days each week. Now a few people just walk there at 2355, clock out at 0005, and spend the rest of the week at home.

Silly conditions -> silly behaviors

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 months ago

Malicious compliance is the best form of compliance.

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