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I would rather have the speeding ticket.
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I wouldn't be surprised if many people who did go see it were blackmailed in some way.
Not necessarily blackmailed. Just bribed.
Can they try to bribe me? I mean they can pay me in advance and I will pinky promise I will go watch it... or maybe they can bribe me with cash, like around 100$, but also a half bottle of whisky or rum to make it tolerable. I'll just mix the stuff in the large sodas they will provide (and I will need take frequent bathroom breaks to take a few nice long pisses).
that sounds awesome. Id totally join you for that! (as long as the money is e-transfered beforehand)