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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Superior Court of Alameda County is charging roughly $1 per page to get legal filings. To download the entirety of the court proceedings to date, the court wants $2,999.

Alright, fuck it! Lets build our own soft serve ice cream machines... with blackjack and hookers.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay, and then you get fined for violating your franchise contract that requires you use these machines.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Then we'll create our own franchise. We'll call it FuttBuckers, or something like that...