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the amount of times i have tried this method and missed a bus, a train, an exam, one time a job interview... lol
i used to use an alarm app that absolutely would not turn off without me scanning a barcode in my kitchen. until asleep me learned how to hold down the power button on my phone and force power it off.
if i really need to be somewhere on time, these days, i eat a sleeping pill 12 hours before wakeup time and hope for the best