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[–] 85 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (6 children)

Personally, I was eager to see it and super pumped to finally learn more about this fascinating and enigmatically beautiful woman. But while I was waiting in line with hundreds of other culture lovers, George Soros came strolling along and paid each of us a thousand quid to go and watch something better instead. So I went and saw The Smurfs and got pie and chips. I hear he's going to all the cinemas with these bundles of cash. Him and Obama, who was doing the cinema on the next street.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Without an /s tag I wasn’t sure if you were serious or not. /s

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