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[-] Flying_Lynx@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 month ago

It will handle your socials, chats, your agenda, your website, your credit card, your vacations, your photos from the moment of activation to well after death....

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

All so you can spend more time generating value for your masters and overlords. Huzzah, we've eliminated the pesky scourge of free time!

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

Also so they can easily predict who is with them and who is against them. Who’s got the hot new ideas so they can beat them to market. Who might challenge the status quo.

[-] nulluser@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Who’s got the hot new ideas so they can beat them to market.

Well, there's an absolutely plausible motive that I hadn't considered, yet. Fuuuuuuck.

[-] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If they marketed “Agentic AI” as a way for someone to disappear from the internet entirely and be replaced by AI, I’d finally get onboard.

[-] Flying_Lynx@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Basically don't know how to interpret "autobrowse" in any other way. Bit like "autopilot", you "should" have the hands on the steering wheel but...

[-] danh2os@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

Are you trying to tell me that my computer will remember me better than my kids?

[-] Flying_Lynx@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

No. The server will simply keep raising your kids after you're gone and better than you ever could.

this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2026
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