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FBI director tells Americans not to bring guns to protests, schools still okay (www.thebeaverton.com)

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[-] Kirp123@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Is it really satire when Kash Patel literally said that?

“You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want. It's that simple. You don't have that right to break the law and incite violence,” Patel said during an interview on Fox News on Sunday.

https://www.newsweek.com/kash-patel-sparks-fury-from-gun-rights-groups-over-alex-pretti-remarks-11415842

[-] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

I mean satire is, or at least good satire, based on reality. In this case the ‘based’ covers almost everything with the schools part being the tiny grain of fiction.

But yeah, almost just reality tbh

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

The Second Amendment stops applying when a non-fascist uses it

[-] CowsLookLikeMaps@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

Second Amendment

Sir this is not a ~~Wendys~~ USA

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

The FBI is an American institution, and the post is about the protesting rights of Americans.

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