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[–] 12 points 8 months ago (1 child)

"Pro tip: stop getting cum in your food at We Cum in Your Food by specifically asking to have your food prepared cum-free."

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Chef: "alright, we got another wise guy, who here has a turd brewing in the tube? here you go, you know what to do. put a birthday sparkler in it when it's ready, tell em that part is complements of the kitchen."

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