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[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I would actually love to hear some science about this. Technically there should be the same amount of seconds in a day but time just seems to move so much slower in January and February. And then come May it's suddenly September.

[-] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ass movement gravitation effect. Time goes faster if your ass is in movement. Static ass leads to time stagnation. Some relativism. Sciency stuff. So you want time to move faster? Pick up your ass and start moving it. No, not in the armchair. Like to the street. Yes, outdoor street. Off you go...

[-] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I hope you're not implying I go outside

[-] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yes. Outside. Outdoor. To the street. On feet! Walking.

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