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[-] ech@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Zeus: Why you keep calling me Jesús? I look Puerto Rican to you?

John: Guy back there called you Jesús.

Zeus: He didn't say Jesús. He said, "Hey! Zeus!" My name is Zeus.

John: Zeus?

Zeus: Yeah, Zeus! As in, father of Apollo? Mt. Olympus? Don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass? Zeus! You got a problem with that?

John: ...No, I don't have a problem with that.

this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2026
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