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[-] melfie@lemy.lol 26 points 1 month ago

Yeah, for men, standing up is just going to get piss everywhere. Men also need to wipe themselves afterwards, not just shake. Some men consider both of these practices to be overly-feminizing or whatever, but not having piss all over yourself and the bathroom is unequivocally a good thing.

[-] tabris@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

I wear shorts for most of the year. Using a urinal while wearing shorts, you realise how much piss splashes everywhere. Really not hygienic.

[-] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

This is exactly why I stopped bothering with toilets

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The pigeon technique, just do it while in motion. Brave

[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Couldn't agree more

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Not sitting in your own piss and shit is for women and gay people obviously

[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

All you want

You can shake and dance

But the last two drops

Are in your pants

this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2026
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