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[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Brah mine every time.

She loses her phone like 15 times a day and asks if I can help find it, im like yeah I'll just ring it knowing full well she has the fucking thing on silent, and she replies with its on silent... Welp I tried to help looks like you're on your own with this one, good luck in your search, to which she replies something along the lines of go fuck yourself

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Deploy boomer joke:

"Easy, I'm married"