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Title: You can only choose 3. Nine coloured pills are shown with text describing their effect underneath. From left to right, top to bottom, the colour of the pill and text: Red "You get ears and a tail," Estrogen pill "Estrogen," Yellow "No more body and face hair," Green "20 dollars," Blue "People who you find attractive find you attractive," Pink "You become a master pizza chef," Pink "Water tastes and feels like your favorite drink," Brown "You can talk with cats," Black "You don't have to sleep"
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[–] [S] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 child)

It'd be too boring if the estrogen pill was just one normal estrogen pill. Considering all the others are special—magical even—pills, (I as the poster have decided) the estrogen one makes your body produce estrogen. You'll never have to take estrogen again.

I think you mean blue, not purple? Purple is master pizza chef, blue is attraction.

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