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Title: You can only choose 3. Nine coloured pills are shown with text describing their effect underneath. From left to right, top to bottom, the colour of the pill and text: Red "You get ears and a tail," Estrogen pill "Estrogen," Yellow "No more body and face hair," Green "20 dollars," Blue "People who you find attractive find you attractive," Pink "You become a master pizza chef," Pink "Water tastes and feels like your favorite drink," Brown "You can talk with cats," Black "You don't have to sleep"
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[–] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Cyan, Purple Blue and Black Pill!!

(assuming there's no other effects..)

Cyan because.. estrogen!! And I want to have as much emergency estrogen as possible on me, along with the syringes.. It'd be cool.

Purple Blue, because like, that'd be cool I guess to have? I'm still figuring out if I am even attracted to anyone so this should solve it instantly and get me some new close partners~

Black because it's OP and allows me to stay up both day and night so I can do stuff! Though, I wonder how you gain energy back now?? Maybe I can just have coffee...

edit: woops didn't notice that, blue ≠ purple

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 child)

    It'd be too boring if the estrogen pill was just one normal estrogen pill. Considering all the others are special—magical even—pills, (I as the poster have decided) the estrogen one makes your body produce estrogen. You'll never have to take estrogen again.

    I think you mean blue, not purple? Purple is master pizza chef, blue is attraction.


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