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Own your own fucking responsibility (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I mean, if they’re wanking with maximum force, speed and twist without destroying the cylinder (or adding supports to the cylinder,) as well as adding ferrocerium or magnesium shavings to aid in the ignition process, and if the stroking motion produces enough joules of energy, hence heat, the crude oil could ignite, producing greenhouse emissions in their place of wankage. /s

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