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I wish I could talk to and understand animals.
(moist.catsweat.com)
Want to make a wish? Just ask the Monkey’s Paw! No strings attached.*
Just create a post that starts with “I wish ___”. Other users will then grant you the wish, and probably not how you intended.
^(*)^ ^Strings^ ^definitely^ ^attached.^ ^Satisfaction^ ^not^ ^guaranteed.^ ^Wish^ ^will^ ^likely^ ^backfire.^
Granted but Sea of Trolls style. Birds never shut the fuck up and constantly annoy you with their inane conversations.