@TheZeldaZone@mastodon.social on Mastodon: "Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
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[–] 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

And I'm pro-choice!

-creates new account and then blocks own primary-

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I’m actually not sure what you’re trying to say tbh. Sorry I’m dumb.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    You're not dumb, I made a bad joke. I could explain the joke over a few paragraphs, but it still won't be funny. In fact, you'd hate it more for having to read that context. Suffice to say, my ADHD internal dialog jumped from idea to idea until I vomited out something that made me chuckle in the moment.

    Sorry, your confusion was collateral damage from my mental explosion.

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