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[–] 15 points 9 months ago (8 children)

I would just assume that through osmosis those bananas ate salty as fuck, plus I have seen the size of the fucking spiders on some of those bananas being shipped here, no fuck you

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    The tarantulas have usually abandoned the bananas by the time we eat the bananas.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

    Sometimes as I'm tearing a banana from the bundle I picture the tarantulas that might've been crawling all over it, and I wonder if I'm touching the same spot a hairy tarantula has been. I don't like having those thoughts. So I try not to have those thoughts.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago*

    They addressed that, actually.

    True to the spirit of journalistic inquiry, your correspondent can attest that seawater has not degraded the taste of the bananas, with the only threats to health posed by skin slippage and by eating too many of them.

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