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[–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

With a couple of nukes, you might be able to speed up tectonic movement and get your island over here! (Feel free to push the UK out of the way, they don't want to be here aparently)

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    I'm not really up on the latest research into nuclear powered continental drift but I'm fairly certain that Australia is on course to collide with Indonesia in about 100 million years. So they're going the wrong direction.

    You'll need to turn left and go around Africa, if you see Brazil you've gone too far.

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