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[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 15 points 2 months ago

Just imagine it lapping at the juices leaking from the shredded remains of your face. Glad to help!

[-] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Worse, cat tongues are barbed and are actually abrasive. They can literally lick your face off given enough time.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a human?

[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 1 points 2 months ago

More than you'd enjoy.

[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

It's a cheetah, not a leopard.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Wait, no, I think that's leopards

[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 1 points 2 months ago

You're selling cheetahs short here. I'm confident that they're perfectly capable of face-munching.

this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2025
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