I'd make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

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[โ€“] 22 points 3 years ago (5 children)

Make it so that when you arrive home you're never allowed to put your keys in the same place more than once.

Forgot something in the car and have to go back out? Time to find a new spot...

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  • [โ€“] 14 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Oh hey, it's like ADHD for everyone!

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